barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

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after discovering lana del rey

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(via kingsleyyy)

allthingstechtheatre:

whitehairkun:

uhhsage:

petitiontobringbackthedodobird:

"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."

*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*

"The Bible says Adam and Eve,

not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”

Mom: “your just going through a stage”

Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*

(via not-all-victories)

    person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
    me: nope
    person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
    me: i'm not