lamamama: I mean singling out Daisy as The Worst Character in Gatsby is kinda weird when her husband is a white supremacist who beats his mistress.
synchronoise-ity: Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor “get in the fucking tardis GOD” “this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” doctor, where are we? “in the shit.”
Virginia Woolf I love you so much.
ispeakineloquently: fudgeflies: i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
caitlynsfeels: theanti90smovement: i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal basically the young adult section of any bookstore
epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
so my friend snuck a sandwich into the theatre to see Les Mis and she told me about how she just ate this sandwich while the movie was playing and stuff and all I could say to her was, “Jean Valjean cried about stealing bread the whole time and you were just sitting there eating it.” and she just looked at me and said, “You take things too seriously. What is wrong with...